Weed Honey

You may or may not have heard about Cana-bees, the new viral sensation. No, it’s not what you’re thinking, they aren’t cannibalistic. These bees, according to their creator Nicholas Trainerbees, are capable of producing honey from the marijuana flower’s nectar.

The end result? 

You get one hell of a buzz from your breakfast pancakes.

Is this the real deal? That’s hard to say. Apparently, like dogs, bees are capable of being trained. Researchers from Los Alamos National Laboratory, found that via Pavlov’s classical conditioning bees were capable of learning stimulus-response patterns. After being exposed to chemicals that are commonly used in explosives and then provided with a sugary water reward, eventually it came to be that whenever the bees were presented with the chemicals, they would buzz loudly in anticipation of their reward. 

Daryl Cox, from the Bumblee Conservation Trust, stated ‘Bees could collect cannabis pollen, which would potentially be intoxicating. Honey produced from bees foraging on rhododendrons in the far east is known locally as 'mad honey’ as it is toxic to humans.’

Okay, so dope honey is plausible. Science and experts have given it the thumbs up.

However, the real question is whether or not this self-admitted French pothead has actually done what he claims. Does he really have a hive of insects capable of making the bees knees’ of honey?

Well, the only way of knowing is after a group of scientists have gotten together to test method. Until then, we’re in the dark.

Personally, I find it unlikely. I know what you’re probably thinking:

But Yally, the experts and scientists have said it’s possible! How could you still doubt it?

My good sir, the source just isn’t credible. Nicholas Trainerbees is a self-admitted pothead that started toking away at the tender age of fourteen. All he’s provided is a blasted video. Heck, he hasn’t even used his real name (sorry to burst your bubble there).

Sorry but common sense and my vast understanding of a stoner’s lazy characteristics prevents me from believing such utter hogwash. 

I may write about faeries but I’m not fucking off with them.



Yalmact Swillirs